Are they jokes (or are they dead Jim)?

A piece of string went into a pub. He wriggled around and tied himself up, walked up to the bar and ordered a pint.

"Are you eighteen", the barman asked?

"Frayed knot", said the piece of string.


This reminds me about the time the depressed horse went into the pub and asked for a pint.
"Why the long face?", enquired the barman.


If you can stand any more:
the dog walked in and sat on a piece of sandpaper.
The barman asked him "ow's your bum?"

"Wruff", replied the dog, "wruff"..................................................................


By the way, do you know what a 'gulab jamun' is? (see below)


It's an indian sweet consisting of a ball of deep-fried paneer boiled in a sugar syrup.
Anyone know what 'paneer' is?

Oh well, education educattion educaattionn.
Of course, I went to a good school ...... it was approved.


On that bombshell........................