Legal and intellectual

A man was arrested last week for stealing a garden gate.

He wants 6 other fences to be taken into consideration.


For the Latin scholars amongst us:

Man in restaurant talking to the wine waiter:
"Do you have any Hock?"
"Pardon sir?"
"Hock, you know, Hick Hack, Hock"

A few minutes later, the waiter still hadn't brought the wine.
"Where's the wine?" the man said (see, I told you he hadn't yet brought the wine)
"You didn't want any" the waiter replied.
"I did, I asked for the Hock"
"I know", said the waiter, "but you then declined it"