New words for our language

Five hundred new words were added to the Chambers English Dictionary last week. They are now officially part of the language, not just slang expressions. Click 'comment' and send in what you think are the meanings for these words - the dafter the better.

iPod
Bingo wings
Brazilian wax
Sudoku
Muffin top
Chav
Happy-slapping
Fundoplication
Iraimbilanja
Munter


For example, isn't a Chav one of those characters peering over a brick wall giving a v-sign?
By the way, if you know all the real meanings, let me have those as well.

I'll have to do some proper work one of the days.