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Hi,
Not much to say today, but keep a look out over the next few weeks.
The ramblings of Mike, described as "someone in further education".
'Me and Education'
Not the Charles Dickens book, but what we should have for ourselves and our students.
No way should Gary Breen have been sent off for an alleged 'elbow' on Saturday. What, I hear you cry? Bias towards the men in gold and black? No, look here. If you watched 'The Championship' on ITV1 on Sunday (just how many channels do they have?), then you would have clearly seen that he was jogging towards the half-way line remonstrating with one of his team-mates (any don't forget it was nil-nil at that stage) with his arms out-stretched. Next thing we know the linesman (I refuse to use the PC version 'Referee's Assistant), as I said the LINESMAN was furiously waving his flag. Let's re-phrase that for the purists - he was waving his flag furiously. You know, it's not that I don't KNOW when I'm using a split infinitive, I don't really care (attitude problem).
Here's a thing. Would you call your child one of the following?
I've been racking my brains lately to come up with reasons why we should bring back capital punishment. It is a barbaric practice, but obviously some people DO deserve it.
Gosh, shock horror, oh my word!
Lovely aren't they? Three O' Clock in the morning, crying like babies (literally crying, just like babies), and leaving their mark on my back garden.
A friend of mine asked me why I had been sacked from the factory.
There is so much to take in - planning my next lesson (I've only taught 4 lessons so far in my fledgling teaching career) will be like swinging a golf club for the first time:
Observe the scene in the big house at the end of the lane. The master of the house paces the floor of a palacious front parlour. His elegant wife sits motionless considering the issues of the day. Wildfowl for dinner, perhaps. I must talk to Jeeves about tomorrow's shoot.